Yesterday, I got a call from the collection agency handling my emergency room bill from last year. The ER doctor basically looked at my leg, and said, "Call the other doctor!" For that he charged me $350! I need a job like that. "Yes, ma'am, I'll get the salesman for you. That will be $100, please."
Anyway, they took $155 as payment in full. Whew! One more bill out of my life.